Tuesday, March 01, 2005

will be my last blog entry until after A level results so its gonna be long but completely pointless haha.

this is a lame screenplay ab me and our chem tutor regarding A level results.

me: mdm lee!!! how!! how!!! A level results!!!
CL: huh? give me 5min hor i go toilet.

less than 5min later

CL: aiya dun worry so much la (while trying to hide a book with a title dat suspiciously reads 'driving for dummies')
me: how can dun worry? A levels leh!
CL: can one la u prelim ok mah
me: but i really found it more difficult than prelims leh
CL: si meh?
me: yalor

suddenly a rich tai tai decked in a versace jacket, furla handbag and a pair of jean paul gaultier jeans walks towards CL

Tai2: daaaarling, can u plz direct me to the lavatory?
CL: huh?
me: erm...toilet
Tai2: plz hurry up doll, i desperately need to take a dump.
CL: orh...its that way...neh can see from here
Tai2: thank u so much daaarrling

CL: wah her eng so cheem
me: but i scared i get grades like EEE den cannot do anything leh
CL: oh a bit difficult to get liddat la must be very suay. no one dat lousy one la...even i can get promoted. remember? dat time i was hinting during tutorial? the electron gain energy and got promoted?
me: yaya wadever if i repeat how? wad will happen?
CL: dunno leh
me: u last time got scared not?
CL: (suddenly switches to mandarin) you yi dian dian lor wo yi qian mei you du shu de. zai NJ wo zi nah san ke de bu shi na zong cong ming de.
me: must be i dun have dog la! u last time got dog can talk to when u not studying i dun have.

k this is getting super out of point. those who dunno cheng leng prob wun understand what i was talking about. but i really think cheng leng is one the best teachers ive ever gotten...shes dedicated (not to mention humourous at times)

im not gonna mention my A level results on my blog cos i know its going to spread like wildfire.
since its on fri think ill prob go run on thur so that ill be so tired i will confirm sleep that night.

we shud go watch kumar at chijmes also. think he's hilarious. as sort of a release from A levels 2004? costs $15 from sistic.

oh ya if on fri everyone does well and i do badly, pardon me if i tell u to shut up.

21 perfect scorers for O levels!!??? omg from just 6 during our batch to 21?? no wonder ive noticed there have been more and more tys each yr. someone ought to start a save the trees campaign soon.

sorry hannah if u're reading this i didnt attend ur event last sat. ur birthday with caorlyn ill be there k.
so after O levels people in jcs will start new classes rite? i have to admit when merina first entered S1 a day or 2 later i wanted her to get lost hahaha...den i couldnt stand the sight of the hideous st. margarts uniform oops sorry hannah! shant say anymore otherwise will kena blue blacks lol.

interesting what u get to find when u explore other blogs. u get to know more ab porn (showed some breasts), psychology, soccer, photography, online love agency, pillows directory (i swear this is true), etc.

ate at sakae with cs and kez today. had such a fun time yesterday~like the neoprint we took by mistake a lot and also the madonna vogue pose hahaha the aussie info session was also very informative. i think its worth going overseas if u have the chance but yea the cost i know its quite off putting. for guys going ns can only apply one yr before course commences. nus is rather overrated if u ask me(not trying to be a sore loser here).

gonna start my tennis lessons soon!

my favourite show at the moment is desperate housewives! think its better than CSI but ive always preferred comedies to drama so sue me haha.

k la ill end here. for now. hopefully everyone get the grades they want.