Tuesday, December 07, 2004

ch has left for ns which makes me wonder how many friends have i not seen for so long. yes some i do still keep in contact through msn but i do hope i get to at least meet or talk to them before i enter in april. i seriously don't want to regret not meeting them of course some i wish to forget...but i do wonder how many people i've offended...recently spoke to soon hui(03S62) and he was like 'one day...the guys meet up' den i realised it has been more than a year...i should really make good use of the time and not become a couch potato.

on a lighter note, don't you just love those 'your/yo mamma' jokes?

Yo Mamma is so fat,The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.Yo Mamma is so ugly,her shadow quit.Yo Mamma is so stupid,that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."Yo Mamma is so old,Jurassic Park brought back memories.Yo Mamma is so poor,when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"Yo Mama's so hairy,she has afros on her nipples.Yo Mamma is so smelly,when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.Yo Mamma is so nasty,she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.Yo Mama's so short,she can do backflips under the bed.Yo Mamma is so skinny,she has to run around in the shower to get wet.